Absolutely. I can’t promise I won’t have an ABV and surgeon’s general label - but I’m happy to provide.

Enjoy your mountain fortress, loser. Come hang out with the rest of us running around the wastelands in our kickass murdermachines as we comb the deserts looking for gasoline and water!

Big surprise: a person who was pampered, isolated, and catered to throughout their childhood, who has surrounded their self with Yes-Men for decades, who has an enter operation within the government to censor his newsfeed for only positive news has a skewed and crooked perspective of the world.

Here’s a list of fun facts for the politically illiterate!

(feeling giffy today)

We aren’t necessarily expecting to ‘catch’ Trump. He’s already been caught. We know what’s happening.

I hope you’re sweating grease, you pig of a POTUS

While I’m sure that his pillowy millions are going to be a soft cushion to land on until he dies at 90-something of coke-related causes, this shit strikes to the core of what American is and what we’ve become in late stage capitalism.

I don’t even say this lightly - I am beginning to wonder what the fixation with the bit is. It’s too directed, too intense to be just a passing fancy. There’s clearly thought put into it, and a great deal of time/effort placed into creating the persona/posts in order to confuse.

‘And here comes Madame Collins, stepping over dead children, molestation and rape victims, and the bodies of the poor so that she can cast her historic vote!’

Except it’s not.

I wouldn’t go all out on GOP, but I would definitely say they’re Neoliberals who would applaud a Biden presidency with zero changes to our country as it stands now.

Nice job supporting the GOP poster.

You must be a troll at this rate.

I am seeing your point. Your point is they’d never do that, and even if they did, folks would defend the Constitution.

Oh, absolutely. An advisor in my program once told me “getting your doctorate doesn’t mean you’re smart. It means you’re stubborn and have time to kill. There’s a lot of idiots in academia.”

Yeah, and I wish I hadn’t been a huge fan of your music when I was in the early stages of puberty - but we can’t have everything.