Two Points: 1) no shooter in the history of shooters has ever said “better go to a gun free area, I don’t wanna get shot at!”. But, you know, can’t tell the GOP that, because it relies on having a logical train of thought.

Thanks for letting me know! This was invaluable. 

Lifehacker: contributing to anti-intellectualism and fear of multi-syllabic words that has been permeating through American culture since 1960.

It’s got a Ralph Lauren signet on the breast, Dudebra. It’s immediately classy, despite being a t-shirt.

Not asking to remember the name of 60+ experts, but maybe instead have more than just Jack Ryan: The Decider do all the legwork.

That’s not how expertise works. One becomes an expert in a thing, sometimes two. Expertise, at a clinical level, takes about 10 years of consistent career-level work to achieve, and then there is something known as expertise maintenance.

The notion that you can buy this with non-real-world currency is excellent. Definitely allowing for more people to represent without excluding those who either won’t or can’t spend the money on cosmetics.

That paragraph wasn’t even in the item he was responding to, but you are that well-known troll, so I don’t know what I was expecting.

I have no idea what you’re trying to say. I’m not trying to be mean by saying that, it’s just that your first sentence is either missing words, or using the wrong words, and lacks punctuation.

Holy shit. He becomes the President!? He’s also the VP at one point, the Director of the CIA, and also a public accountant, and a professor the naval academy?

Hey, Twitch did right by Dr Disrespect in their harsh punishment of.... wait, they only banned him for a couple of weeks, then welcomed him back with a celebration on his stream?

Oh, absolutely not. He has the face of a dopey ‘how did I even end up here!?’ slapstick.

Oh, absolutely. Death threats online should be comparative to death threats in face-to-face interactions. The law is slow to equate ‘online space’ with ‘reality’ for some reason.

The article?

Which is why Kotaku’s coverage is so fucking tired on this issue. The accusation that this is Valve’s fault, that it started on Steam and not twitter/reddit/etc., is just garbage.

I mean, yeah. Jack Ryan is the American ideal in one tightly knit package: he knows everything, is physically at the peak, is a rugged individual who is always against impossible odds, who can look experts in the eye and say ‘I know better than you’, and ultimately discards all negotiation in favor of brusque violence.

This isn’t even a good attempt at trolling. Step your game up.

1) You’re admitting that you’re ignorant of the entire empire you claim to run

Looks professional, legit.

YES. She was the fantasy woman of my childhood, and the stunning, sultry vixen of my adulthood. She has definitely aged in the best of all possible ways.