Weirdly enough, a song I listened to as a disaffected teen 18 years back. I’ve been posting around here A LONG time.

Just as many letters, and ends in an N!

I will have you know my dog is the Regional Manager of the couch. She takes her work very seriously, thank you.

You couldn’t find the point with a map, dude.

You can be upset about more than one thing. It’s a shocker, I know.

The next Dem president is going to have to work their ass off just to get back some good faith in how we operate as a country.

And why are the dumb for boycotting a service they disagree with? Or are you just trolling folks?

“Inadvertently” is corporate speak for “we didn’t think you’d find out.”

Except it’s not a EGS vs Steam dichotomy, and that’s a lazy read of the situation. People have already been using GOG (my personal choice), Origin, Bnet, etc. for some time. It’s specifically EGS they have issues with due to their numerous issues and failures.

Kotaku only has nice things to say about Epic. Even this article, which should be pretty damning, is “hey, Epic has plans, let’s have them do those plans, okay guys?”

And it’s the people who disagree with and boycott EGS that are the horrible people, right?

Why watch American Crime Story when you can cover American history, circa 1609-2109 for the same effect?

Well, the adultery, the threats of death, the outright irreligious nature of the man haven’t bothered them so far -so what’s a little blasphemy on top between friends? 

Not only was it a polite way of saying ‘no’ without saying “wow, you’re completely ignoring over a century of treaties about Greenland’s ownership, but you’re also not really understanding how any of this works; it’s terrifying that you don’t comprehend your position or powers as the POTUS”, it was also just them…

Just what we needed a psychotic narcissist and pathological liar to hear: ‘the second coming of God’.

Folks on the ‘inside’ get to hear the truth about our economy and the trends we’re heading towards, and how to avoid them.

What do you think Middle America is going to do when they find out all the West Coast Elitists are the ones who are actually funding the GOP?

Gotta sell the Epic narrative.

Epic has had a plethora of bad business practices come to light that Kotaku has been completely mum about. Instead, Kotaku has been posting only articles about how wrong everyone is to dislike the company as a whole.

Epic has consistently been bad, from their weird partnership with Tencent, their data breaches, the very strong comfort they have with talking down to boycotters from their execs directly, and down to the newly revealing information from Darq.