One of the most basic jobs of a journalist is to provide attribution for quotes and evidence for claims. Like, that’s literally your job.

I’m sure arrest and jail will do fine rather than risking her becoming a permanent ward of the state due to severe head trauma.

Really that was RR voicing Juggernaut? It sounded exactly like John DiMaggio who voices Marcus Fenix in the Gears of War franchise.

Can I just say that I’m absolutely sick of the “He’s a man of faith(tm)“ as a defense for despicable behavior? If he’s going to be killing animals, at least do it humanely - I know it’s rural Florida- someone’s got a shotgun or .22 in their car. Drowning is painful and terrifying and unnecessarily cruel.

Look, I sell feeder mice. I eat meat. But I give those mice clean, spacious living conditions, fresh food and water daily, and when they’re sold they go in boxes, not bags, to minimize the stress as much as possible. I separate out the injured and pregnantd ones to give them the best chance they can have. I don’t have…

I heard a lady call into NPR’s “Car Talk” to find out if she could put brighter lamps in her headlights because she had installed those shitty tinted plastic headlight covers/protectors/obfuscators over her headlights, and now (surprise) her headlights weren’t as bright at night.

They’re good for one thing, though. When you see one, you know instantly that Mom isn’t paying attention to the road and will shortly do something stupid.

Spending twice the amount of a faster car trying to make a slower car almost as fast.

People ignoring wagons and buying crossovers.

I’m okay with low riders, because who cares?

I despise those super small wire spoke wheels that are on lowriders.

“Why would anyone ever need an assault weapon?”

“Amazon Delivery Centers Hates This Simple Security Flaw”

Better to just be a bit behind on the payments, than underwater on the whole deal.

My big, lifted pickup doesn’t mean I have a small penis.

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Ban assault vans! No civilian needs a large van designed to drive over as many people as possible!

But making a large technical mistake like claiming an AR-15 can fire 30 rounds in a couple of seconds doesn’t make your argument invalid?

“I played Mario and so on on the PlayStation”

It was the flaps all along! (actually, that is probably Crichton’s least good book in my opinion..still good, but compared to the rest of his works.. meh.)