I wouldn’t be surprised to find ES&S is owned or is some way financially beholden to a Russian oligarch...

The quake revealed a Hidden Temple? Was the Silver Monkey statue damaged during the quake?

Rhett Jones was probably getting a blowjob by Adam Estes while writing this article. 

Agreed, Furies and Juggalos ARE a lot alike... degenerate closet pedophiles.

Lets set up a car-pool complaint site - 100 people all go in together where they submit a single giant complaint and split the cost :) That’ll get their attention.

The writers at Gizmodo and this whole operation have horrible opinions that they feel the need to shove down our throats and ruin otherwise half decent articles. I was just trying to recall at what point they decided they didn’t like Elon Musk, as every article they wrote for years was nothing but praise. Now they…

I’ve posted this before for my proposed billion-dollar box office Indy 5 opening scene, but I’ll do it again because I like it so much:

Pictured: Harrison Ford on the set of Indiana Jones 5

Don’t bother man. They won’t see the light. Motorcycles are everything the Jalopnik commentariat SAYS they want.

My neighbor in his Miata always seems to be having a lot of fun as I’m passing him. 

Counter-counterpoint:  I drive plenty of slow rental cars on a regular basis.  Yes, you can drive around all day with your foot to the floor which is its own sort of fun.  That said, nothing makes me happier than getting back in my “0 to jail in 10 seconds or less” car in the airport parking lot and firing it up.  I…

It’s only stressful if you’re constantly tempted to do triple digits in traffic. This is not an issue for me as I’ve always had powerful fast cars that can probably dust almost anything on the road. I like to have the reserve for that occasional challenge from someone, or on the rare occasion I do get to track and can…

But it’s even more fun to be in a 650HP heavy car, and be on the ass of a light weight car like a Miata/FRS/Lotus around corners on a track day then blow his smug face doors off in a striaght line, and then just keep putting seconds on them since they can’t catch you in the corners either.   It’s the best of both…

Aah yes the height of political discourse: VIOLENCE

You just HAD to trot out the Koko/Robin Williams video, in case anyone wasn’t crying yet, didn’t you?

why is it that people routinely travel from non-capitalist countries to capitalist ones?

Putting the morality argument aside for a moment (which I can’t imagine being on the side arguing this is moral), even from purely self-interest this is a fucking horrible idea for the US. THIS IS HOW EXTREMISTS AND TERRORISTS ARE MADE. This is ready-made anti-US propaganda. Further, many of these kids will be…

High quality pedantry

I laughed when Humble sent me a email asking me to resub because the big reveal for the month was Destiny 2. Yeah... already bought it at $60 when it came out like a moron and played maybe 8 hours before I decided the game had no purpose or soul to it.

“If it’s setup like Destiny”