Don’t bother man. They won’t see the light. Motorcycles are everything the Jalopnik commentariat SAYS they want.

My neighbor in his Miata always seems to be having a lot of fun as I’m passing him. 

Counter-counterpoint:  I drive plenty of slow rental cars on a regular basis.  Yes, you can drive around all day with your foot to the floor which is its own sort of fun.  That said, nothing makes me happier than getting back in my “0 to jail in 10 seconds or less” car in the airport parking lot and firing it up.  I…

It’s only stressful if you’re constantly tempted to do triple digits in traffic. This is not an issue for me as I’ve always had powerful fast cars that can probably dust almost anything on the road. I like to have the reserve for that occasional challenge from someone, or on the rare occasion I do get to track and can…

But it’s even more fun to be in a 650HP heavy car, and be on the ass of a light weight car like a Miata/FRS/Lotus around corners on a track day then blow his smug face doors off in a striaght line, and then just keep putting seconds on them since they can’t catch you in the corners either.   It’s the best of both…

Aah yes the height of political discourse: VIOLENCE

why is it that people routinely travel from non-capitalist countries to capitalist ones?

Putting the morality argument aside for a moment (which I can’t imagine being on the side arguing this is moral), even from purely self-interest this is a fucking horrible idea for the US. THIS IS HOW EXTREMISTS AND TERRORISTS ARE MADE. This is ready-made anti-US propaganda. Further, many of these kids will be…

High quality pedantry

I laughed when Humble sent me a email asking me to resub because the big reveal for the month was Destiny 2. Yeah... already bought it at $60 when it came out like a moron and played maybe 8 hours before I decided the game had no purpose or soul to it.

“If it’s setup like Destiny”

I’m sure arrest and jail will do fine rather than risking her becoming a permanent ward of the state due to severe head trauma.

I heard a lady call into NPR’s “Car Talk” to find out if she could put brighter lamps in her headlights because she had installed those shitty tinted plastic headlight covers/protectors/obfuscators over her headlights, and now (surprise) her headlights weren’t as bright at night.

They’re good for one thing, though. When you see one, you know instantly that Mom isn’t paying attention to the road and will shortly do something stupid.

Spending twice the amount of a faster car trying to make a slower car almost as fast.

People ignoring wagons and buying crossovers.

I’m okay with low riders, because who cares?

I despise those super small wire spoke wheels that are on lowriders.

Better to just be a bit behind on the payments, than underwater on the whole deal.

My big, lifted pickup doesn’t mean I have a small penis.