Yep. I’m a gun owner and even I roll my eyes at the mental health dodge.

As a recovering system administrator from many years ago, velcro was our friend in the server rooms. We bought various sizes in bulk and used them liberally throughout the place. Nothing worse than dealing with a rats nest of cables.

EMULATORS!!! Mount up!

I like to take the lobsters to a quiet and serene place and tell them about the farm we will have together and the rabbits they will get to pet and then when they are in the happy place I dispatch them

As a gun owner I don’t support an ‘assault rifle’ ban for pretty much the reasons noted above. The term assault rifle is kind of an arbitrary category and we know what owners and manufacturers will do: Find the loopholes, changes just enough to get past the law, put a new model number on it, and move on. You will…

This is the view I was most interested in seeing.

I had a TDI that could automatically detect if it was on rollers so it could go into a special mode to pass the emissions test.

Yup.

What exactly is wrong with you people that you keep calling these “phallic enhancers?” As if people couldn’t just enjoy going fast and everything has to be about your views of masculinity. No one says this nonsense about Porsche or Tesla.

“Maybe we could cut our Defense Department’s $686 billion budget a bit?”

I was thinking of trying it with better than bouillion’s mushroom paste.

He lives his life a quarter mile at a time. Wherever he is right now, that’s his drag strip.

That sounds like the Hayabusa riders I see in the city of Chicago.

In my area, busa rider is usually an overweight black guy wearing jeans, bball shoes, and a tshirt with leather vest bearing his club patches.

“A lot of people use the term Oil Galleys, but that’s completely the wrong term. A galley is the kitchen on a ship.”

In the hierarchy of all things performance with Subaru, tS is a designation that signifies a model has been slightly upgraded compared to the standard model. It essentially means that a car has been “Tuned by STI”, hence the letters. I guess “TSTI” is too complicated. Anyway, next up would be a full-fledged STI…

Hey, whatever you do to be able to afford a Type RA is your own business.

it is because they are ugly

Hitting animals at speed is one of my biggest motorcycle fears.

Absolutely. And true jalops won’t rev their engine at six in the morning or do burnouts in their neighborhood or run over pedestrians in their Mustangs. Those things are idiotic.