Exactly! Not like the hand selected babies on Obama's USMNT who earned their appointments by agreeing to keep silent on Benghazi.

What about a five-in-one painter's tool?

Your link to UberConference goes to the EasyBib page instead...

I'm sorry, but taking the cap off my bottle of beer is not worth more than a dollar. Also if you're sitting at a bar watching a game or something for a few hours, you should just tip at the end before you leave. At that point you should be pretty drunk and throw a few more bucks then you normally would.

Well, considering that WAR is league and park adjusted, I kind of think you may just be saying fucccccccccking ignorant shit about stuff you don't actually know very much about.

Dude, I can't. Can't read the rest of this list after seeing Junior Mints #1 and Mounds #3. Your other lists are sometimes wrong but I can see where you were coming from as someone who knows more about food than I do. This is different. There's just absolutely no way a normal person can fucking think those two candies…

Terence: I want them to stop looking to me for answers. Begging me to speak again, write again, be a leader... I want them to start thinking for themselves. I want my privacy!

You strike me as the guy in the room who would chastise me for liking the wrong strokes album.

You must be joking. NO. I really hope you're joking. Again, no. Are you joking? [siiiiigghhhhh]

I asked him to correct the record. He has not, so I must do it myself.

"Boy is my face red" -Rick Reilly

"I don´t get it" "Because it's not a game. Basement dwellers pretend it's a game because their life is even more boring in comparison, and because building the Voyager easily gets them praise by online newsletters."

Obvious answer is obvious

I have never heard of pooling tips until now, and it kind of bothers me that someone will take this information and think, "Well, I shouldn't worry about tipping that server much now because it won't go to them, so screw that."

Spent 15 years in the industry in Atlanta, from bus boy to bar manager and never pooled tips

Nor in Minnesota or Wisconsin. New York is not the US, and it is definitely not the Midwest, so practices are bound to differ significantly in other places in the country.

An article should not present itself as advice applicable everywhere when it is only applicable to New York or East Coast urban centers — so…

Nor in Minnesota or Wisconsin.

Exactly. no restaurant in Illinois that I have worked at, with the exceptions of BARS

Or Illinois. Not a single restaurant I worked at in 15 years made us pool — tip money went directly to us. We still had to tip out our own support staff, which I think a lot of diners-out are not aware of — a percentage of a server or bartender's take for the shift goes to their support staff, such as bussers and…

That was definitely written by a guy who owns a UtiliKilt.