You've got something funky going on in Week 10 there at TE. Cool lists, though.

"the analog stick"

If you can't eat food out of a box with a fork, you're doing something seriously wrong.

1. Chinese restaurants will give you forks.

This is the equivalent of taking your Qdoba/Chipotle burrito out of the aluminum foil - you've just made the next 10 minutes of your life 25 times more difficult and messy.

I'm also seeing shades of Darwyn Cooke in there. Well done - I'm putting it on my list.

Sad and pathetic. Check out what a group in Indianapolis did with the material from the RCA Dome: http://www.peopleup.org/projects/

Leanne Kekua = L.K.

Nice "Can't Buy Me Love" reference.

Nope. Adding to my Netflix queue now! Thanks for the head's up. (I discovered a Toynbee tile on my way to work everyday in downtown Indianapolis. There was (is?) one in the crosswalk just south of the Hard Rock Cafe, and I did some digging. I've since ran across ones in DC and Chicago.

Elam was expelled.

Not nearly as fun as Toynbee tiles. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toynbee_tiles

Snap.

How about a seamstress/tailor?

That shouldn't be a problem. Our system processes recurring gifts automatically.

" including not giving to charities when they call you (telemarketing firms can take more than half of what you donate for themselves)"

A "miracle of engineering"? We've been lifting things to the top of buildings via crane for over 100 years. It's surprising that they send it up in one piece, but it's certainly not a "miracle".

That's not Garfield Park, that's the Soldiers and Sailors Monument on Monument Circle in Indianapolis. (Garfield Park is also in Indy, but a few miles away.)

" And on the other hand, gift cards."

That's about as thorough a beat-down of any pro-Jack Morris argument I've seen, anywhere. Well done.