I am currently working in an office with a male coworker who is on the same level as me. Administratively, I am expected to take on more because he is not as competent. This means I do a majority of answering phones, dealing with clientele and duties that involve filing, database management and even creating…

Isn't that what the Hangover is?

Am I really the only one that thinks that maybe he could've done his biz in the shower instead? There have been times when either my partner or I was out of commission (for various reasons). We haven't talked about it explicitly, but we have roughly equal sex drives - I feel safe in assuming he took care of himself…

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I want to feel more sympathetic, but the paintball lie makes it tougher.

Did she think she'd get away with the paintball gun accident story? I'm confused as to why that was a viable option to tell police.

I went to Miss Porter's School for girls (aka Jackie Kennedy's high school). My newsfeed was clogged with my classmates' disapproval of the Lilly/Target collaboration...when I tried to call them out on how they were just upset poor people would be wearing Lilly they pretty much all talked down to me by trying to…

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But...but...how do they KNOW? What's to stop a bunch of uppity women from taking communion even while menstruating?

THANK YOU. I'm a little astounded at people thinking that the ex-husband's wife is "looking for publicity" or being crazy for being upset. Good God, people.

I'm sorry for your loss.

Aniston said, "He would have been the one," as noted above.

"He must have sent me Justin to make up for it all."

It's still probably hurtful to hear another woman, and a very famous one at that, talk about your dead husband being the love of her life, regardless of whether she wants him back or not. Jennifer Aniston's love life is a favorite topic of the tabloids, and her mentioning Daniel McDonald is certified to get the man's…

Nothing screams masculine like red Prada shoes.

Ladies! Is there anything we can't ruin? *high fives*

The introduction of girl servers also led many boys to abandon altar service. Young boys don't want to do things with girls. It's just natural. The girls were also very good at altar service. So many boys drifted away over time. I want to emphasize that the practice of having exclusively boys as altar servers has…

On the Origin of Speciousness

I dont know. Healthy, athletic men in their early 20s don't usually go around shitting themselves in their pants, even during exercise, even if they eat greasy food