One option would be those programmable socket timers that people use for lamps and stuff. Set it to come on at a particular time (so whatever time is say 8 hours before you are due home) then it'll send power to the slow cooker, cook the food then you'll stroll in through the door as it's finishing!

Bullshit. Going to this kind of restaurant is like going to the Louvre and asking them to hang up some fucking Thomas Kinkade paintings. You're asking for an experience they don't fucking offer. Go somewhere that does, and stop wasting people's time.

I was at Disneyland (with my daughter) and this dude & his daughter was in line with us. We'd been waiting for kind of a long time and were nearing the front and his kid was acting up a bit. "Do that one more time, and you're not going on that ride," he said. They were next to go on the ride when the kid did it again.

I hate the no make up make up look....bright purple lips, smokey eye, cat eye eyeliner I can rock with but I don't get the point of going through all that trouble to look like I'm not wearing makeup

I also have a fairly strong constitution, but my ex used to have brown sauce on everything. Weetbix? Brown sauce. Apple pie AND custard? Brown sauce. I'm pretty sure it was the dry heaves that I endured every single meal as much as all of this actual asshole tendencies that cause me to break up with him. I'm a…

I like your story better than hers. I found "Wild" to be mostly a long, entitled whine, punctuated by a lot of stupidity - not getting proper fitting boots, not getting advice from experienced hikers, etc.

i wrote this post at 9 am while eating yogurt and have barely recovered

"Women are always scolded for putting ourselves in dangerous situations, i.e. simply being alone."

Well one boot fell off a mountain and she threw the other in a fit of rage. I don't think we were supposed to take that as a standard method of boot disposal.

Oh! Messy hair! OSCAR TIME!

Wrong. Studies show women like other women more than men like other men.

Please show me where someone is being convicted by a court of law and put in jail in this situation. Talking about very serious allegations and the abundance of evidence in question is not a "conviction" in a court, kangaroo or otherwise.

Really? When did we change the Constitution so that "due process" became a segment on the View?

THIS to all those people out there who claim that 'boys will be boys' and that 'normal guys' don't have a 'rapey' bone in their bodies. Face it, people. This girl was sexually harassed and assaulted by a bunch of pre-pubescent boys and the 'adults' in charge did NOTHING to stop them. Not only that, the person who…

Fun story:

I mean, your wedding day is one of the few days in your life you can get away with wearing a full-on gown, though. Rock that frock!

I really wish my parents got a divorce. Like, what's better for the children, letting them grow up watching a dysfunctional and self-destructive relationship? Or letting them see that you can make a choice to be happy, even if it's difficult?

I wish I'd had the experience of divorcing the schmuck in my 20s instead of doing it in my 40s. I would have not had the years of hell in between.

Are there any children of divorce who think it was a good thing for their parents to stay together "for the children"? Fuck, I remember the horrible shit that went down almost every day; my mum divorcing was the best thing ever.