Not to compare adopting a child to an animal at all, but I’m curious what language you prefer? “I purchased a pet”?

Pffft you really think progressives would vote for Amash? The same guy who voted to repeal Obamacare and opposes abortion? Dunno, I think it would hurt trump more than it would help him.

I can’t believe how quickly they sold out!! Indoor gardening is seriously getting me through this crisis. I was so excited to see other women like me doing the exact same thing. I hope they make a killing, it's a wonderful business idea!

Dang, good luck getting an appointment when they open back up! I feel for all my black owned businesses hurting out there, but we are all affected by this too. I am just trying to give myself the grace of not needing to be “groomed” right now, on top of everything. I’m setting for showered and healthy these days lol

The best part? They were issued by campus PD, not even signed by a judge. Totally bogus lol.

I dunno, I’m a black woman in the messy bun brigade. I gave myself a good trim and trimmed my boyfriend’s hair too... Nobody is looking cute now, and it’s pretty easy to make it look good enough in the front for video chats without styling the back. My stylist will fix it later, when things open back up 😅

Wait, what new trade restrictions? 

My boyfriend is so obsessed with this show!! I assumed from the title that they would include folks that weren’t conventionally attractive, but alas... it would have been more interesting that way. The funniest part was all the people who didn’t find love and are never spoken about again, but randomly appear in the…

Oh hell no, don’t even put that thought out into the goddamn universe. Cunt punch them both into the fucking sun.

I was all in for Warren, until I checked the super Tuesday primary polls in my state and saw that Bernie and Bloomberg were neck and neck and everyone else was a mile behind. I’ll be damned if Bloomberg gets to walk away with any delegates voting on my behalf, so I guess I’m on the Bernie train. If he picks a fucking k…

NPR did a fantastic series on this a while back, if you’re interested. Some states do cap how much property taxes can be raised for education, but IMO states need to be held accountable for the equitable distribution of those funds or be forced to pay up the difference. It’s beyond insane that a district can raise…

Better late than never, I fucking guess! 

You got jokes, huh? At least you don't have a phantom sense of humor.

Indeed, I got an IUD and haven't had a period in years. So wonderful! 

Well Trump had what, 9% of our vote? Bloomberg is just the other half of that dumb coin. The other 13% are just weak-minded and desperate. At least Steyer has his priorities in order, if a billionaire is going to buy an election, the least they could fucking do is address campaign finance reform 1st and foremost. Get…

That sounds so very hard, bless your heart. 

If menstruation and heels are the benchmarks of womanhood, sign me the fuck out. It’s been a hell of a lot longer than 28 days since wendy had a cycle lol

Jesus christ, Becky, take a klonopin.

As long as R Kelly doesn’t get a dime, I think you’re good lol. I’m just having fun imagining what that scenario would look like today, going home with someone and they start playing R Kelly’s greatest hits? I'd be climbing out the bathroom window to escape lmao