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I don’t know what it is but Gisele Bündchen and Tom Brady just generally ook me out as a couple.

Tammie. Her name is Tammie Lantern or Trixie Lethargy or Trudy Linoleum.

Is it just me, or dies Scheana look just like Octomom (‘memba her?) - and fear the reality show inevitability of those eggs?

If Romo’s so talented, why couldn’t he predict he’d get a lot of shit for going to Cabo with Jessica Simpson during a playoff bye week?

If he’s such a great prognosticator, then why didn’t he open the broadcast with, “Everybody should just go to bed right now, because in a few hours you will all want to kill yourselves.”

Based off Romo’s announcing, a smart QB can read it like a kids menu.

Your first and last sentences directly contradict each other.

Yes it’s on him. He helped to sell a shoddy product.

Neither Jost nor the superstar are media whores. Just sayin’.

I love how Pitt’s foundation openly admits he was only involved for the first five publicity-seeking minutes, and that’s it.

Neither Jost nor the superstar are media whores. Just sayin’.

Man, Pete Davidson is really owning his shit, so if he wants to joke about things to diffuse the tension, and move forward, cool. I don't see this as 'derailing his comeback' in any way. He's not joke about other people killing themselves. 

Finally? Oh I see you’re unfamiliar with New England sports.

Edelman seems like every short dude/bully/borderline psychopath that ever walked the hallways in every high school that ever existed. He’s the poster boy hero for every masshole that ever waited on hold for an hour to talk to Fred Smerlas about how awesome the Pats are

My father, an avid football fan and gambler, gave me this advice on his deathbed.

They are finally embracing the GOP strategy of playing the victim.

That goddamn piano tone is immediately identifiable. Your wife is absolutely right.

I cannot WAIT to see how she accessorizes her prison uniform!

I’m starting to think that this family is corrupt right down to the bone. Hmmm.

If there’s a Heigl film that does deserve all the hatred that’s aimed at it, however, it’s