Rich, I’m so sorry you drew this beat out of the Jez fishbowl of assignments. It does seem like one of the stupidest things to cross the airwaves in a long time.

Weird, I wonder why a guy in Arizona these United States would feel comfortable making that joke.

They followed her into the bathroom specifically to harrass her, I’m betting.

If when you go into a public restroom, you are more concerned about someone else’s genitals than emptying the contents of your own bladder, then you need to fuck right off this planet.

Oh, my sweet summer child. Here’s a blast from the past from our long-departed Gawker...

Whoa, whoa, whoa....COKE PANTS???

Likely she has several “sugar daddies” who are happy to pay a “star” for certain benefits.  

Gregg was blindsided by the news.

“I was scrutinized a lot of my life because so many people took photos of me sneezing (snorting coke), looked like I was crying (snorting coke).”

maybe that first bronze statue of him was more representative of who he is on the inside and we just didn’t know it yet

Hey, wow, what a surprise, Trump went on TV and said a bunch of demonstrably-false shit while wearing a facial expression that makes him look like he has to shit but can’t remember where the toilet is. Who could have ever seen that coming.

“Lather, rinse, repeat, throw up.”

But don’t worry, we’re quickly at work to decide just how bad of a loss this was for Democrats via the progressive angle.

“The speech—of the president’s sniffy “gotta act like a serious leader” sort”

You wasted your time, it takes a certain level of unabashed assholery to willfully overlook the actions of a GROWN ass person and focus on the actions of an impressionable child...

Would much rather learn more on how she worked her way up from waitress to CEO than another will he or won’t he comeback on Louis CK.

*edit: “beast” to work for.

Let’s not forget that Mike Pence is a soulless, money-grubbing hypocrite who told his devoted, rabid conservative listeners that it’s not clear if tobacco causes cancer...in 2000.

That would require him to be smart, which he definitely isn't.

If you change your mind, my email is anna.merlan@jezebel.com.