After reading this, I now see why it was a no-brainer to cast him as the villain in the first two Karate Kid movies as well.

If there's one thing I come to Deadspin for, it's hilarious dicks.

They never showed Bob Costas draining the pus from his eye. That's ten minutes right there.

It's hilarious. NBC needs to cut out content so that it isn't too long. But Sunday Night Football can be on until nearly midnight because we need commercials after touchbacks and time outs to ice the kicker.

Oh how I cried when I heard this news. I thought his health was improving.

I am devastated. I think this calls for a cat gif party. To remember the better times.

"120 pounds," quoth the Ravens. "Nevermore."

Am I the only one here who legitimately loves Macklemore & Ryan Lewis? I think I could listen to that album forever. Happy they won....although I can honestly say I don't even know who the other nominees are. Whoops.

Dearly beloved Canadians,