Or you could, you know, just skip the story and move on with your life if the content doesn’t interest you.

If they’re going to shove a shitload of advertisements and product placement down my throat then yes, they damn well better not be charging me for it too.
But they are, and they would be, so, I didn’t watch any of it. At all.

it’s hilarious how they “blame” millennials.

This is very similar to the “sandwiches” they serve at the Staggering Ox across Montana.