I had somehow avoided it my entire life until a month ago when I let my son decide where to eat.  He chose so poorly that he’s not allowed to make any decisions for the rest of the year.

I ate at a Pizza Ranch for the first time last year. I have revised my standards for chain pizza accordingly. Pizza Ranch pizza is the absolute worst thing to ever be called pizza.  It might even qualify as a crime against food.

“I can’t get behind a publication rooted in white supremacy, misogyny,and heteronormativity”

Sometimes I wish the Muslims would take over already and institute Shariah law so you fucktards can all be put in concentration camps.

I’m concerned about this trash being in the sidebar on fucking Kotaku.

You guys are all loony.

Fat Pride wtf

Fat pride? I dont get how being fat is something to be proud of. It’s unhealthy and dangerous

On the rare occasion that I have reason to be in my childhood hometown, I’ll always pull by my house to see what disasters various new owners have inflicted upon it. A dumb new paint color, covering my old sandbox, stupid use of the garden, etc. But eventually I feel better, and smile and drive away. It does my heart…

I bury them in the backyard, right next to the ex-wife...

Fact: Soda takes years off your life.

For me, the best bug will always be dwarven greed undeterred by objects being *on fire*. One guy catches fire, dies, the guys near him see his now-ownerless flaming clothes, think “hey, free stuff!”, grab the flaming clothes, catch fire, die...repeat until your entire fortress has dies of terminal stupidity.

Seeing Sub Zero ripping out a spine is perfectly ok but God forbid a nipple is shown. Fuck do we have shit ass backwards.

They do that because if it’s encrypted they can’t sell your information, and can’t scan your files for “illegal/copyrighted” content.  Fuckers.

What the fuck is this shit?  Is it so hard for companies to just keep providing what’s been expected of them?  Apparently, yes.

Screw drop box. Their business model is so shady.

Suggestion: what’s endlessly tiring is the section of Potter fandom that seems incredibly obsessed with Dumbledore’s sexuality, specifically.

Dropped Dropbox like a hot turd after it decided to stop supporting encrypted filesystems. I was happy to pay until it stopped working on my Ubuntu because of that.

Ah, I see they are taking the Microsoft approach to free services:

Understanding full well that the plural of “anecdote” is not “data”, I’ll offer this: I was a 12-can-a-day Diet Coke addict until just after my 37th birthday, when I had a stroke.