I was worried that I went too far. I guess I didn’t go far enough.

Damn, I seriously thought I’d written it well enough that it was obvious that I was being sarcastic.

Looks like it, and also they put a bunch of assholes in charge of their electricity AND government.  Really fucked themselves pretty good.

Somewhere in Texas a couple is having a bitter, heated argument about the thermostat right now. Might cause a divorce. 

Y`all ever just want to shut down the internet for a few years to slow things like this down? Go back to the time when your batshit crazy aunt/uncle ran off to the woods because no one believes the crazy nonsense they spout off about?

I have a problem with GOVERNMENT telling me to pray. Something something about government establishing religion crap.

Rider 1:They hacked the MTA!

Hannity is a raging asshole but he’s not stupid. He - of all people - knows Trump is a brokeass that doesn’t pay. Not a chance in hell he’d give up checks that actually clear.

When you put it that way, I wish he had too. It would have been fun to see him try to lure them away only for them to be put in the situation where they turn him down, because they ain’t that stupid. Then he does what he does best and attack people who don’t do what he wants them to do.

The only way this could have been 'better' is if it had been a Geocities site.

Yeah, but creedthoughts was just a word doc...

It wouldn’t actually surprise me if Donnie didn’t even know he had a “blog” (or whatever one wants to call this failed exercise).

creedthoughts.org was always better. 

You know what’s funny?

Oh man, you didn’t check in to see how this insane stretch of a nothing-burger was getting roasted over at The Root? Cause it’s getting no traction there, and it feels like their readership should know.

I always considered buying one of these...Risky Business.

You got that right.

This asshole should be charged with attempted murder.  It being TN and her being white I suspect she’ll get a speeding ticket.  Maybe.

they wouldn’t even be arrested. they would be killed.