@PhatsMahoney: Yea, but under that mask, she looks like THIS

Some how the giant "battle of the cheetos" ad right at the end deflated this article to some degree.

Can Kotaku please give me a copy of Dragon Quest IX? I'll be your best friend.

haha, excellent piece.

Brucie says: "Just say no to molotov cocktails kids. If you need to let off some steam, do it constructively. Go pump some iron and steal a sports car."

@chamoo232: Maybe everyone should just wear helmets then.

@Brian Crecente: Sorry brian, it occurred to me that my comment comes off as criticizing you listing the nintendo strap "issue". I was just commenting on the popular notion.

I'm sorry but the nintendo Wii remote strap issue doesn't rank at all.

You use your robot to bring you drinks? What a waste of valuable robot time.

If I had to guess, I'd say that Mel Gibson probably wrote it to distract the internet from his latest racist tirade. The new one makes his anti-semitic "sugar tits" rant look fit for ABC Family.

While in college, I worked at a printing press, working 12 hour split shifts all summer long to pay my tuition for the following semester.

Pretty awesome.

haha, great review. Bravo.

@DPeezy: Agreed :)

@Col1: Don't beat me! 'twas sarcasm, I swear.

By that definition, everything is art as long as you try to be a wee bit creative as you do it.

@Matt0505: That's what I told all my neighbors when I charged 50 dollars for a bottle of water just after Katrina hit.

@j14: But Tom's the little guy. He's not a billionaire visionary. He's just a lowly engineer who bought a crummy phone and is mad about it.

@boslok: Its a 700 dollar phone that barely works as a phone. I think a little outrage is fine.

Go Tom!