@Spykedude: I agree with that assessment.

My wife and I often get into debate about what constitutes art.

This combines my two biggest peeves about the gaming industry:

Oh no! I have 590 points and need 600 for platinum status. And the nintendo club "year" ends imminently. (today, June 30th).

@Kaiser-Machead: I believe that voice command is the lazy person's holy grail of computer peripherals.

@RustyNeedle: Im pretty sure that's a woman.

This guy just got really excited

An original Super Mario game for the 3DS is practically a given.

Just how many #prematureejaculation posts do you think a gadget blog will amass over the years?

bad goth poetry...

Will this work on pillow girlfriends? If not, im out 26 bucks.

I don't know, Joel. "You need to update your model of reality" is not quite the calibre comeback i'd expect from a Gizmodo.com editor, especially after having some time to think about it.

@Skunky: Haha, that would be amazing.

@Robert Williams: John Hermann's bit here seems to suggest the entire thing might have been an adventure in marketing research:

Now I know im among friends here (read: super nerds).

@ElephantFace: I'm not sure. All the blood has left my brain and gone straight to my...

Obligatory Horatio Meme

#1 hilarious. And who is that stock photograph strawberry blonde? She can put me on hold any day.

Another way to tell if your fruit loops are bad:

@Jagvar: damn, beat me by 1 minute!