And what if porksword is your real name huh? Didn't think about that, did you?

@Kryptolojik: t lks lk ths

@NekoNari: I commented for months before getting a "star". Then it was removed a week later, then it was reinstated a week after that. Then it was removed again a week later.

@Indymac: /boggle

"we'll just sit back and watch the eventual rush of Youtube videos"

Oh Zoidberg, at last you're becoming a crafty consumer! I'll take eight.

Self report measures are unreliable at best, and downright misleading at worst.

SWG will be very similar to KOTOR, with the following exception:

This is yet another set back in my struggle to bring "The Pork's Edge" to market.

@DJKGinHD: hahahah!

Yea sure, the guy in the $5000 suit only owns three iPads.

This means my company is now going to force me at gun point to make "ipad friendly" websites for all of our existing websites.

I guess I pulled a Rip Van Winkle as I dont recall the period of time where consumers were all clamoring for "virtual rafting" and jumping up and down in front of their TVs.

@danyvatt: I guess for some fickle consumers, over a BILLION dollars, a free 3-year warranty extension and apologizing for 4 years is just not enough.

DoS Attack method 352341:

Is there a way for kotaku.com to get a midi version of this song and have it play while viewing this post?

Its because you can't "just take a look" in a kindle.

I hate apple. I hate microsoft. I hate google. I hate adobe.

Yes, and I believe his wife was in the guns of navarone

Wow, Sid looks a lot like Vizinni from Princess Bride.