Push will always be the best X-men film. Plus with Ming-Na Wen and Chris Evans it has some serious credibility to its name. It also lacks Wolverine, which is something Fox still struggles with.

Of course, the real M would’ve prefaced any ‘in case I die’ video with: ‘the following request shall be considered null and void should I suffer an ignominiously trite death in the service of some fecklessly implausible cobbled together circumstances, in which case, Bond, you should consider it a matter of the utmost…

It was also apparently an old-timey synonym for an assistant to a military officer. The things you learn from watching Blackadder!

“She never told me about.... her GREEN PEANESS!”

You left off another reason he has worn Power Armor: For the Emperor!

65 orders to go until history repeats itself.

Fun fact: bowfins are part of a group of fish that can breathe air to a limited degree. Their swim bladders are highly vascularized and connected to their throat by a small duct, which allows them to act as not-terribly-efficient lungs. Helps them live in stagnant, highly eutrophied water bodies like swamps - they can…

You ain't gonna hold the video landscape, then I'm smacking your kid.

I can't help but imagine a hockey announcer providing running commentary for some of the more bad-ass moments on the show.

"Murdock is leaning on the stair railing, dangling a fire extinguisher in one hand. He's listening for the man who just left. It's all very tense, he's repositioning the extinguisher....…

Seems like a convenient place for Bears fans to deposit all of their hopes and dreams of their beloved team making it to the playoffs anytime in the next five years. Heeeyoooo!

This jives with Stoll's earlier comments

At this point, I'm not even sure she's a woman.

You don’t think the people who choreograph stunt or fight scenes have an artistic impact on the movie? I don’t think that individual stunt people should be up for an oscar, but the stunt coordinator should. Too bad the old white men who run the academy disagree.

"Son?"

I think you mean, "chokes on a lightly broiled, ponderous porkchop, seasoned with chives and cloves, and swimming in a rich, creamy lake of cheese sauce, accompanied by a host of crisp, lightly buttered new potatoes, and washed down with a flagon of a deliciously stout ale".

I wonder how many people can't even meet the "Middle Class Lower Bound," yet still don't qualify for any kind of assistance.

"I just can't with that supersuit, Ray."

There are so many Sansa haters, and I’ve been telling people for YEARS that this is a long game character- someone who started out as a seemingly annoying character who was going to grow into a super badass, awesome character- and it looks like that’s finally happening. Very excited.