How many times do I have to say it? BMW turn signals work fine and get used all the time, they just flash in colors that the peasants can’t perceive.

Might be guilty of killing him, so there’s that...

You sound like a cunt. I take it you’re a cunt?

It’s annoying because, like many updates Apples does, it’s suddenly sprung on you mid-cycle. It’s not a new phone feature, just something they roll out just-cause. Therefore, the result is you attempt to use your phone as usual (I sometimes DO like the landscape keys) and it doesn’t work like it did yesterday. This…

It took them something like 8 versions to show capital letters on the keys when you went into shift mode. Does anything surprise you anymore?

Because people turn sideways and then get pissed that the keyboard’s not there. No one’s looking for the keyboard to turn it back, just annoyed that Apple’s fucking with things that didn’t need to be fucked with. Why does other people’s annoyance bother you so much?

Something like that ought to be far more obvious. But then again, this is Apple. Between that and the completely screwed up (and functionally non-functional) no-swipe login screen, I’m pretty sure they’re just fucking with us at this point.