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I’m 29 and I can not tell you how many times I’ve daydreamed about going back and playing little league, not as a kid, but as an adult. I would fucking dominate and feel a power that I’ve never felt before. Imagine getting a 40mph floater right down the middle and taking it deep, rounding the bases while staring

You’re wrong. Next!

It’s not anti-semitic because you don’t like it. You are the problem when you are branding anything which express solidarity with Palestine and opposition to Israel as antisemitism, when it’s not.

It’s blatantly not antisemitic, don’t be a bigot man.

Many in Ireland have long supported Palestine due to the parallels the Irish saw between their own fight against Britain and the Palestinian fight against Israel. Many Irish Republicans adopted the Palestinian flag to show their solidarity with Palestine. In response, many Loyalists adopted Israel’s flag (which is

Oh calm down Francis, this is Deadspin! Making fun of the Cardinals’ racist and haughty fans is not only fun and easy, but it’s pretty much the Way of the Romans around here.

Against government handouts. Uses government handouts to build game company.

Was also mushed by a rando last night after trying to argue the suspension of rights for those accused of “anything resembling the events of yesterday.”

It is Ayn Rand’s utopia. You will ride Dan Gilbert’s train to work for Dan Gilbert in a building owned by Dan Gilbert. You will then go for beers after work at Gilbert’s bar on the corner in Gilbertville which collects sales tax for Dan Gilbert instead of the government. Then you make sure to go to the local Quicken

Who would have thought he could be neck and neck with Clinton. Its unreal. Trumps success is more of an indictment on how unpopular/distrusted Clinton is than anything else. Dems could put a warm turd on the ticket besides Clinton and be dominating this ass-clown. Best case scenario, that will never happen, would be

Very disrespectful to the military.

It’s the hot new “thing,” and it is indeed insane.

MLK has been turned into a Magical Negro and Rosa Parks into a tired old grandma.

And yet the Clemson grad on our trading desk STILL can’t get a simple coffee order right!

Sigh... I know I’m going to wear this quote out, but it’s so damn good, and so damn relevant to this whole situation.

Go home Chris Kluwe, you're drunk.

Randy Moss was in Parliament / Funkadelic?

Helmet shouldn’t have been an issue

Okay, Bruce.

A dubstep violinist...smh