All I can ever think of when I see a picture of him.

Yes.

Joe Biden might have been a ‘good’ ally once upon a time when standards for decency were so low men should have been able to walk over them yet continuously failed to do so.

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Is this the place to discuss how good Random Acts of Flyness is? Because I absolutely adore the show; visionary, psychedelic, experimental, and yet still manages to be incisive and funny at the same time. It doesn’t always hit the highs it’s aiming for but it’s been one of the most mesmerizingly original pieces of art…

Men invented stuffed churros, the contributions are second to none! 

It could be a simple question like “Do you own dental floss?” If no, then there’s your answer. 

Honestly, I think dating profiles for straight men should have a box to check if they’re housebroken.

Another item for the “basic aspects of adulthood that somehow women are responsible for in their male partners’ life” pile. 

These must be the same boys whose mamas had to clip their fingernails for them while they were asleep.

Men today all carry purses; they’re just called messenger bags.

I dont know, according to internet sources, 6.5 inches is far from massive. Average at best. Hardly big, lucky to be bigly hard.

I think they’re sexist against men, who don’t carry purses.

To include the weed. Let’s be honest. 

Because lacy deep-v bodysuits are all about practicality?

I’m still paying off my most recent visit to Whole Foods … or as I like to call it, Whole Paycheck.

people need to be interesting to be beautiful.

I agree. I cannot tell most people in Hollywood apart. I suspect part of the reason they cast all female roles to young, skinny, and blond is because if they are interchangeable, they are replaceable.

Schulte: “They usually call your cell phone when they’re here.”