But is his Ralph Lauren logo okay?

Relevant:

Also of note, walking four times sets a one-day record for people who live in Ohio.

The equivalent was being held in Matt Harvey’s bladder

then you’d be bitching about not being able to watch them all.

Judging by the amount of water he's being doused with, I seriously worry that the Cubs might not be properly hydrating.

It was fucking great. We’re about to go into 2nd OT, which should be at 10:45 PM, but because of this stupid fucking scheduling is 90 minutes later.