Me thinks Joey has a cardboard cutout of Paterno that he hate fucks throughout football season.

i’m sensing a theme here, joey. if you could fuck something forever, what would it be?

he must grade on a curve

I hear the course he teaches is quite popular with the football team. Gender Studies 101: How to Prevent Women from Tricking You into Raping Them.

Oh i forgot to mention we’re also very thin skinned...

Because you are bad at Fantasy Football.

except for the end, where they’d say “now buy our camo NFL gear to support the troops!”

No, it still is.

The Yankees complied with the rule to have netting from dugout-to-dugout, they just decided not to exceed the rule by extending it foul-pole-to-foul-pole. They are living up to the standard set by the league and followed by the other teams, which exceeds the standard under which “The Baseball Rule” was applied for…

damn it. I had a pretty charming song that sorta rhymed “belgian waffle” with “bulgin’ mouthful”

Kick It Out called it “offensive and discriminatory” and said “racist stereotypes are never acceptable, irrespective of any intention to show support for a player,” per the BBC.

WHERE’S YOUR PROOF???? WHERE’S THE EVIDENCE??? FRANKLIN GIVES A GOOD REASON FOR CALLING THE TIMEOUT, BUT CROOKED ESPN NEVER REPORTS THAT BECAUSE THEY’RE OUT TO SMEAR A GOOD MAN’S NAME! DON’T THEY KNOW HOW MUCH MONEY PENN STATE STUDENTS RAISE FOR CHARITY??? HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU RAISE FOR CHARITY???? NOBODY CARES…

Tony Kornheiser was suspended for commenting on Hannah Storm’s wardrobe.

Linda Cohn was suspended for criticizng her employer.

Approves

+1 Unwritten Rule of America

If nothing else at least they spelled everything correctly.

So the Red Sox are still stealing signs then?

Planting the flag is forgivable. But not referring to them as THE Ohio State University in his apology is inexcusable. Drink bleach and die you motherfucker!

On the one hand, it’s Ohio State, so fuck ‘em. There is no other hand.