nookiemonster
Nookiemonster
nookiemonster

Tebow?

Damn, man, the umpires are suffering enough without you piling on.

Nothing screams “LET’S GET RID OF HUMAN REFEREES” like a wristband dedicated to not doing your job well.

I assume they’ll all be blacklisted?

TL;DR version

Delegates at South Carolina’s secession convention decreed that “an increasing hostility on the part of the non-slaveholding States to the institution of slavery” and protested that Northern states had failed to “fulfill their constitutional obligations” by interfering with the return of fugitive slaves to bondage. - D

I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth

Wait a minute... an arrogant figurehead presiding over a dysfunctional institution with blatant disregard for... I mean, everything... hang on, if we just... swap out the... oh my god:

Her fuel couldn’t melt steel fists.

Kwame Appiah has a way of talking about this I really like: if we want to be proud of our country, then we have to be able to be ashamed of it, too. And if we have public rituals for expressing pride, then it seems natural and reasonable to use them to express shame as well.

I was at a play once and they played my province’s anthem just before the show. It felt like I was in North Korea or something.

Look, Greg Hardy tried. Isn’t that enough for you?

You should also hope he stops beating the piss out of 70 year olds.

It’s one thing for that to go on on the field. It’s another thing for Cowboy Joe to inflate his throat pouch and blab about it.

Beltre is still a better umpire than Angel Hernandez.

Can we please just enjoy the next three days without Joe West? Why ruin it with details?

Even though he shouldn’t have been suspended for his Beltre comments, I’m fine with West getting 3 days as kind of a Lifetime Achievement Award for longterm umping douchebaggery.

I couldn’t care less about most of the right-wing “experts” that Daily Caller and Fox News trot out, but D’Souza drives me fucking batty. He’s like a golem made out of YouTube comments and bad logic.

yes, surely this will be the time that the politicians promise they won’t fuck over the poor people and then don’t fuck over the poor people. for the first time.