"Today, an email was sent out reporting that someone brought a gun to campus. In the future, we will only send out an email in instances where the gun was actually fired."

I loved your Master's thesis you wrote at Penn St., "Mussolini: He Made the Trains Run on Time."

Not like this. CTE, like Alzheimers, is degenerative and removes memory. Memory is a large part of what makes us human. The disease wears down your humanity, your connection to people, and then kills the body. No thanks. Your larger point stands but there are exceptions and CTE is one mother of an exception.

So you're a Steelers fan?

If you don't know, then you're not ready to know.

I would expect Lynch to be an excellent MK player, considering his daily experience with an evil figurehead telling players their souls belong to him.

It must be such a relief to see something black on the floor in Chicago that isn't Derrick Rose.

Eat a sack of dicks, Matthew.

I hope someone goes with a redskins shirt and claims, "its not a team name, its a racial slur" and is allowed in.

Why is Shawn Bradley in the foreground of that last twitter picture?

The anger is just flowing out of them.

to get a longer bout sanctioned you'd really have to pull some strings.

Molina must have pushed the umpire "the right way".

I was going to go with three.

The NFL and its teams continue to be fantastic at getting things right on the third or fourth try...

This is just like that time that Adrian Peterson decided to make a switch and spend more time with his family.

What is the point of bullet 1, when it falls under bullet 3?

RT @Ravens The child deeply regrets his role in the incident.