This has to be, without a doubt, the most shameful period in German history. I can't think of anything that would even come close!

Jaws is dead, bro. Too soon.

A Ninja Turtle inside a soccer ball outline would also work.

Until they're as cold as your frigid heart, you nasty bitch!

The bull's last words...

Nonsense. They CLEARLY morphed from gruff, depressed Eastern Europeans who hate life into perplexed, somewhat-irritated Eastern Europeans who hate life.

Are you kidding?!?!?! He was totally fouled.

Was there, about 10 boxes away. Somewhere between 4:30 and 5 my dad came back to the box after going for a walk. After asking me who I liked in the upcoming race (I think it was before the Manhattan) he kinda couldn't wait to tell me that he talked to his friend (an NBC person whose name I will leave out in a public…

And then they asked, "What are the Miami Heat?"

We could all use a little more AC.

not smart.

IS NO ONE ELSE CONCERNED THAT LEBRON CAN CONSUME A MOUTHPIECE WITHOUT EVEN CHEWING?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

Because the average guy on the street has a wrestling history and ground game.

Saban: Okay, let's hear her purr!

An overlay of the MLB map and the NBA map would reveal a not insignificant amount of people who root for the Celtics and the Yankees. I cannot imagine a more insufferable group of human beings.

You didn't post anything when Blair got suspended for the Mavs on an even more questionable call. He punched a guy in the face. I agree that there should be something that can be done besides suspending key players for key games, but they're not going to change the rules because you're a Grizzlies fan.

gibbet's a word you don't see often

Free Speech Night is off to a rousing start.