Not to mention Yankee Hotel Foxtrot.

Does it include a cup holder? I would never buy a kayak that didn’t have a cup holder.

Does it include a cup holder? I would never buy a kayak that didn’t have a cup holder.

Umm most cities have ordinances against firing guns in public (accept when “necessary”). Remember the black lady (in SC?) that was arrested and convicted for firing her gun into the air to fend off someone attacking her son?

Just to make sure those vehicles couldn’t be moved from in front of his house under their own power.

My ACL ruptured just watching this.

I think/assume he’s pointing to indicate the trainers need to come out, but it’s such a strange looking reaction. Almost looks like Babe calling his next one.

Don’t forget wino Wednesday!

The frat boy diss cracks me up. If there’s one group of athletes that are generally douchier than frat boys it’s baseball players.

That story about the dog was pure fucking gold.

That family will still get a fat settlement. Venus (and her handlers) are way too smart to let this go on too long. At this point, they’re just getting enough evidence to minimize the settlement.

At least you know they’re not actually wearing swimsuits. Makes it a little more likely...

I’ll see you in hell, sir!

This reminds me of a dog that was the mascot of the Altoona Curve (also AA). He similarly refused the oppressive expectations placed upon him and ended up being demoted to the short season A State College Spikes, where he was loved for exactly who he was.

I’m really curious who these active Cosby supporters are.

Don’t worry- few Penn staters will be outraged. They’re too busy being outraged that people might expect their fraternities to act like civilized people.

I don’t man, it’s cooler at 1 PM than 6/7 in Arlington many days. It can still be above 100 at 11 PM.

My daughter was given this jelly bean game a while back where there are 2 similar looking jelly beans. One is normal and the other is disgusting. If I could remember who gave it to her I would murder them.

Quick someone put a mic up to Curt Schilling.

What’s especially stupid about this is if Harper doesnt charge the mound, there’s almost no chance Strickland gets suspended.

This is just heartbreaking.