there’s a plagiarism joke in here somewhere, but I'm sure it's already been said before.

I think he’s colorblind - that is not anywhere near the correct shade/color of Trumps hair or face.

Um, it passes a strict academic definition of plagiarism.

Also, he was whining to MLB officials and waving his arms like a crazy person when the tarp got pulled off at 2 am. There’s no denying he wanted the cheap win. I can’t blame him for trying but he could have a little more class.

What's the standard suspension for punching an asshole these days?

Methinks you don't know what you're talking about...

Just got home from this game. It was weird, but anytime we can steal one from Felix is a good day. That and I got hammered. Baseball season is the best. Goodnight all.

Sugar free?

Dammit you beat me to it!

Is that the same cop that “ninja rolled” at that pool party in McKinney, tx?

How many plows can fit into a c-130 or whatever transport plane? Why doesn’t fema have a fleet of plows for just these kinds of storms? There are a lot of places - ny and dc - but also throughout the south, that are increasingly being slammed by these storms but don't have (or really need) a permanent system in place…

What's most bothersome to me about this isn't that it's happening, it's that I'm just now hearing about it. Why isn't this being covered by every goddamn network?

I lost a friend a year ago to lymphoma. I wish him the best of luck. And I hope he keeps that attitude. It’s important.

There's a joke in there somewhere about referees watching a player receive a serious head injury and not doing anything, but frankly, I'm too tired to find it...

Clearly helmets are the solution.

Can we make “killing an Arab"a new slang term for fappin it?

Somehow this makes me wish Trump owned a sports team that I absolutely hated

-Monti T’eo

Wait I'm confused. They through a flag for holding- then the video drops- how did it get upheld if there was a holding penalty? That's not reviewable...

+1 in the pooter.