If someone wants to give me free shit because my MMO character is hot I’m going to take it and laugh. I’m a woman and if someone is dumb enough to give me a rare mount or pet or gold good for me. I’m richer for it and get awesome stuff for literally doing nothing.

A couple of years ago athat the University library I found a USB drive so I plugged it in to find out who it belonged too. Turns out it was of a girl in my class...I found out from her naked selfies. I returned it but I mean I think we both knew that I knew what was on that drive.