You’re wrong. There’s a god and he’s a Pats fan.

You crossed Oprah, dude. Big mistake...

Any excuse to not blame the guy.

Bonus points? For simply reading?

Kinja’s the Bad Place.

and don’t forget bears in classrooms.

OMG. OMG. OMG. OMG.

“... what the President is doing to this country” not “... what the President is doing for this country”.

I think this level of celeb is the best subject material.

Last time this happened, most of the Boston sports media was wondering if Brady was washed up, if it was time to move onto Jimmy G, if Father Time finally caught up, etc, etc. One game does not a season make. I’d rather them have a shitty game at the beginning of the season than one in December or January.

Also, I…

They lost their season opener in 2014, too. I wanna say it was the Dolphins, but I’m too lazy to look for certain.

I’m not really that concerned. This isn’t December and it’s just one game.

A ceremony nobody forced you to watch...

He’s like the Kinja of presidents: Ugly by design, never wants to work and is preoccupied with making everything a white space.

It’s Matt Walsh. He keeps his heart pressed between the pages of an old issue of Jugs.

I snorted at that line XD

I think he’s lying on the beach, drinking a catamaran.

This is also a typical abuser world upside-down mindfuck bullshit. Somebody behaves so erratically horrible all the time that you start feeling grateful whenever they for once act like a normal human being. Don’t fall for it, Anybody Who Will Listen.

Hold the fuck up. Steven Mnuchin’s new shiksa wife is the angel-haired Zambian war lady??? Why didn’t I know that?

I’m all for not lying to the kids but 5 years on, this seems like a permanent invasion of *their* privacy.