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They probably meet in the Trump Tower bathroom and shoot diet pills together. The Secret Service probably has to carry around a spoon and cigarette lighter for this very specific purpose.

I watched this earlier, amazing. “The apple doesn’t fall far from the orange”.

ok good talk

A faerie is born?

“Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.”

THIS!!!!!

It’s Kansas so it could just as easily been a thriving metropolis 6 years ago before Sam Brownback was elected governor.

In the United States, one of the two major political party’s primary goals is the oppression of women. Don’t fool yourself: Mens’ violence against women is personal and political. The two are intertwined.

Well, you live in terror when you have a situation like this.

After watching Amanda Knox, I’m not sure I would ever listen to an Italian police officer.

#ItalianMasculinityEspeciallyFragile

I can’t even look at those little ones holding hands...they must be so afraid,

i saw the picture of the little kids holding hands and immediately teared up. why. how. why.

That picture sure demonstrates how much work she’s had done

Taylor is white and beige.

Tiffany? Oh, you mean Meg Trump?

“You can’t sit with us!”

Ever been to Vermont?

Well then you do know where you stand on the death penalty.