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My slogan: Are You Fucking Kidding Me?

You can only wander around in the dark with a bathrobe on for so long before it gets boring.

Yep. That says it all, doesn’t it? God, these fucking people, man.

Unfair! He also has Bannon

The scandal is truly that the American people found out about it.

The first one is just loose change.

How many times will Trump’s entire staff be replaced over the next year? I say at least twice.

Let me be super clear: trans bathroom use is important. But you are putting it on par with Roe v Wade, Apartheid, and the Emancipation Proclamation. I commend your breathless enthusiasm, but you are cheapening the message and reducing credibility by making false equivalencies. In fact, I had to look back through your

I Feel like this gif will not be not applicable anytime soon

This gif is everything!

Oh god, the hoverpodium /dead

This deserves way more starz.

So witches float and wizards sink?

To give a serious answer, and I’m sorry if it comes off a bit harsh, it’s not my intention, but people worryingly underestimate the depth of various “hatreds” in the US, be it regarding race, gender, religion, identity, education, etc. A huge portion of Trump supporters didn’t just stumble into him because there was

And fewer spelling errors.

Since when do they read Jezebel?

Since when do they read Jezebel?

“And so, in conclusion, it is my opinion that the third way to kill a mockingbird was the best of the book. The others seemed like they would be too hard. Thank you.”