and as per usual he made it all about himself, because nothing else matters

Whyyyy am I persecuted!?

i sent a similar group text. no response.

Vacations to Sears are the saddest vacations.

That poor kid looks exactly like Donald. Sad.

Nah, Barron looks exactly like the other male Trumpkins, who in turn look exactly like young Twitler. He’s his father alright - I just can’t see how anyone, even Melanoma, touch that disgusting man even with a stick *shudder*

AND THEN WENDI DENG SHOWED UP LIKE THE ACTUAL MOVIE VILLAINESS THAT SHE IS?

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

“Only too soldiers from Geek Squad killed. Mission was great success. America is winning it’s war on Ices

@realDonaldTrump

When they went to the inauguration? Dead.

“likeable kardashian” is an oxymoron.

Technically Snowpiercer is one long hallway fight, since it takes place entirely on a train...

The link to an actual government study on mental health made it perfect. They could be like, “What? Oh, you thought this was about you? Huh!”

Department of Defense:

Who. The fuck. Asked. For Stefani Joanne Angelina Germanotta.

It’s becoming clear he was an emotionally and physically abusive husband and once she did leave, a stalker. But, sure, victim blame her.

Depends on where you live - in Boston there are events lined up almost every other day for the next month. Not as big or flashy as the march on Saturday, but probably more important.

Trump blowing kisses at Comey didn’t help either.

If you’re willing to be the back half of a moose, I’ve got a plan...