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“WHERE’S OUR MEAL TICKET, AARON????” -his family

He is due to appear before the Senate for his confirmation hearing as Treasury Secretary on Tuesday…

The Party will grow stronger than you can possibly imagine. Just consider the possibility that they don’t need anybody competent because the real decisions are being made by special interests who merely want want figureheads throughout the executive branch.

From the Palin line at LensCrafters, no doubt.

Those are just to try and stop him from constanly poking himself in the eye. Not because there’s anything in his eye, mind you. He just...pokes himself in the eye.

It can be both.

I’ve never been this emotional over a president leaving. And I’m not even American! I don’t know if it’s because it’s OBAMA or because of the vileness that’s following him.

He probably has trouble pooping anyplace but home.

Everytime Kellyanne opens her mouth, I cringe waiting for the awfulness to come.

That and I think he’s in the early stages of dementia, so he sticks close to the familiar.

I wake up at least 5 times per week, read a headline, and say to myself “what the fuck world am I living in.”

Taylor and the rest of her friends look like they fuck with their bras on.

IOKIYANTP.

Steelers were the only team caught with deflated footballs this year (vs the Giants). Nothing was done, of course.

“They got and extra day! Our plane gets in late!”

It would be hilarious is Harrison exploded and all that was left is the PED’s that rejuvenated his fake career.

They *say* they don’t want their backfield penetrated, but they’re sending mixed signals. Blurred sidelines, if you will.

Somewhere, Wes Welker is thinking, “ . . . something, something, something, feet . . .”

I can’t figure out how everybody doesn’t see him as repulsive. Objectively.