Carol Brady is survived by 5 loved children and Jan.

First, Drumpf “wins”. Then, Kayne rants about Jay & Bey. Now this. Dicks are having a moment.

Real reason for this trend: So many guys have been acting like such douche-nozzles lately that no women will have sex with them. Between the Bernie-Bros, the Frat-Bros, the Trump-Humpers, and the mansplainers it’s getting pretty tough to find a decent dude.

Bingo. Baby Judith should have magically turned in to a sassy 7 year old before the start of the new season, complete with a catchphrase.

They should cast a monkey sidekick. the ratings will skyrocket. That idea is free, AMC.

NEVER STOP BEING YOUR WONDERFUL WEIRD SELF JOHN WATERS I LOVE YOU BB

I yearn to be friends with John Waters more than anyone else I could name.

When other inmates need to be protected for their own safety, they are thrown in solitary.

More people should live like this.

^ actually me just now.

“Trying to explain a force like Mariah would be like trying to explain the wind.”

Those are her bathing diamonds, not to be confused with her sleeping or getting dressed diamonds.

“Look, we understand that babies need to eat. So, we were wondering if you wouldn’t mind feeding your infant in the same room where people shit.”

Nothing to do with this story, which is terrible if true; but I will never NOT laugh at that ridiculous picture.

Take the red pill. Follow the white rabbit. Here we go.

I was just thinking about N Carolina, that situation is messed up as hell.

If there is ANY chance she could win, then she owes it to the world to try.

Fuck anyone that comes to a Walking Dead discussion with political bullshit.