I love your parents.

I explained shade to my parents and my dad said: “There’s a word for what your mom does?” He now rejoices in pointing out shade where he finds it. He’s extremely accurate.

My husband used the word shade around his parents, so I felt the need to give a 10-minute explanation of the word, its origin, and correct usage— specifically throwing shade vs. a read. Near minute nine I realized I misjudged my audience and no one cared. I still finished strong and feel like I made the world a better…

Autoplay is always a startling and obnoxious thing when multiple tabs are open. Always takes me a second to find the right one.

Same group of dudes tho.

I am a straight female and I also believe everyone is gay and that Tom Cruise is asexual

Kris Jenner was in the delivery room when Chyna gave birth, but Chyna “ignored” her.

I’m booking a permanent vacation to San Junipero.

It’s not this woman’s sole responsibility to bear the burden of what we did, though. I can’t fault her for protecting herself.

Yup. I’m not feeding any more bullshit conspiracy theories. She was already in a thankless job catching shit from both sides no matter what she did. Learning Trump was about to be my boss would be the final straw for me, too.

Just a crazy out-of-the-ballpark idea, but maybe she’s resigning because she can’t bring herself to serve under a vile, sexual assaulting, orange misogynist? She took one look at Trump and...

This is all, horrifyingly, true.

Your wrong their using it correctly.

I’M AN IDIOT.

This was already decided in a previous thread by someone else: Bud Light Lime-a-rita

p.s. looking forward to gleefully dismissing any motherfucker who decides now would be a good time to gloat/lecture me for several paragraphs about why Hillary Clinton is worse than Satan/make fun of me for being sad. today is not the day y’all.

Her singing wasn’t that bad

Watching the video, I think she was close to tears herself, you could hear the lump in her throat and see the tears pricking her eyes towards the end and when she turned to the audience. She did an amazing job of keeping it together in my opinion, having impersonated Hillary for so long must add an extra layer of…

Also: fuck Billy Bush.