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not a single person working for trump has the experience they need for their post.

after 3 years of this cheeto-scented monkey flinging his poo at the walls and almost as long being told, “but THIS person will curb his worst impulses, how can you even think for one moment hicks will rein him in?

there’s other images and video of the queen greeting donald and melania in a receiving line. anne was hanging back, at a door threshold, clearly mocking melania’s outfit and getting stink-eye from the queen.

the migration of her implants is really upsetting and i can’t even process her outfit because of it.

where have you been? subpoenas are optional now.

once again, a man makes sure to ruin something with his dick.

I think everyone is ignoring that Warren likely has regular peels, microbrasion, etc. Most 70year old ladies do not look remotely that dewy.

charles has been angling for years to squeeze out the “lesser royals,” and andrew has always been feckless. notice the youngest brother, edward, just keeps his head down, his mouth shut and plods on?

you really think nepotism barbie is brighter or more astute than her wishes-he-was-a-real-boy husband?

as much as we think (know) of all the wreckage and damage he’s causing, i bet he’s only being allowed a fraction of the shit he wants — like a moat at the mexican border and dropping nukes on cartels.

necco building on its way to becoming an amazon fulfillment center!!

for 3 seasons, franco’s whole arc was two-bit wiseguy who gets tired.

two and 1/2 seasons of TWO francos and then a half season of just one all for gyllenhall’s character’s send-off to be in a newspaper obit?

their kids are 15 and 20. perfectly old enough to access the internet and have reasonable, age-appropriate conversations about the allegations and the lawsuit. having been with an abuser, i realize the ugly fall-out for kids. however, if he really is one they already know. JUST LIKE IN BIG LITTLE LIES.

i felt like this about the deadwood movie. it was great seeing almost all the cast reassembled but really there wasn’t much more to tell.

she had the passcode to his house.

since he grew up in florida i am happy as a masshole to call him florida man.

if you read any of his texts or emails that have been released wrtt he is objectively a shit person.

he went to rehab, got sober and has kept his head down.

yep, the couch she no longer wanted and then he walked to the bedroom, where all his clothes were still hanging in the closet and their stripped-down mattress was still on the bedframe.