no fresh air, the constant buzzing of the fluorescent lighting plus the exaggerated echoes of every sound? they’d carry me out in s straight jacket in 48 hours.

he refused to share the snl weekend update desk with a female cast member.

falling in love with anyone who has narcissistic personality disorder is like being a fly trapped in amber. it’s warm and soft and all-enveloping at first and you never want that to end. but then they start pushing at you and acting in ways that are anything but loving

giving someone a “concrete reason” in a termination makes it easier for them to sue you over an improper dismissal.

obviously people want to watch it or jennifer aniston wouldn’t have had a a bajillion dollar career after “friends” ended.

ack, sorry. kinja’d.

But she never notified her employer and DID keep quiet until now.

just like matt lauer’s and bill o’reilly’s bosses still have jobs, dispatching a sacrificial lamb like miller who simply became a financial liability isn’t an institutional fix.

this is an old wives’ tale that had more to do with the lack of refrigerated shipping.

there is no conclusive proof the guy got this eating from oysters — it can also be contracted by having an open flesh wound while in the ocean.

there’s something to be said for all these k-j women having absolute shit taste in men.

she’s one of those “must balance my alkalinity by eating copper rings and kale broiled by moonlight” people — so, she’s a nutter.

wat?

ugh.

bourdain was never an owner of a restaurant. he was a chef at at a modest bistro when he published kitchen confidential and the small sum he made from that got him off the line for good.

spicey met with 11 publishers — none of whom wanted anything to do with his book. he wound up signing with some low-level rightwing jerkoff house.

and it always has been.

it may help seattle but will crush whatever city they choose.

plenty of people hate to admit that an idol had feet of clay, just like plenty of people will blame a woman for a man’s actions.

i had skipped a grade and went to college at 16. i could not get out of my house fast enough and never went back. even though i don’t come from a bajillionaire family i have managed all on my own to have a successful career, own property, have friends and pets and not be a heroin addict.