I’m gonna be cautious with my expectations for Al. He falls for white female victimhood/white femininity pretty easily. See: His acting like everyone pointing out how uncool Jenna Bush’s “Hidden Fences” thing was just meant we are all big meanies trying to bully poor, innocent, fragile Jenna.

It looks very religious. Something like these:

Apparently that is the THING right now, along with garters that don’t attach to anything. At least that is what my boudoir photography buddy tells me. “Very European,” she insists.

I love it for some reason.

Ugh. No. I would be depressed if Michelle Obama wore that, and she’s my favorite human right now.

I think it’s unfair to assume that all men in suits are out to just make money.

“On the nose” really works for them. Only wearing a US flag as a toga would be more appropriate.

At this point many Trump supporters are so delusional, you could stab their parents in front of them - as long as you explain that it’s necessary to make America great again, they would smile and nod while trying to dodge the blood splatter.

They are all about short term profit gaining and fuck you to long term sustainability for the rest of the world. They are truly some of the most vile people ever put on this planet because they truly believes that as long as they got theirs, the rest of the world can fuck itself. So anything that prevents them from…

What I don’t understand about the repub’s position on climate change is that it affects everyone. Like obviously you gotta get rid of all the laws that protect the poors and the blacks and the gays and the non-Christians. But Perry and most of these other fucks have children and grandchildren. Even if they 100% care…

Did he dress her or did she just buy it?

“I’m not American, it’s your fucking problem” is bullshit.

He’s too ignorant to realize if the US fall the whole world falls.

Unfortunately, James McAvoy, the idiots who elected the orange shit goblin as president made it the entire world’s problem.

They were talking about how black people turned out for Obama because he was black and the Trump supporter asked what if instead of Obama it was Carson or various other conservative black politicians. The Trump supporter stated that Hillary was the Ben Carson of White Women.

I know Cheetolini didn’t write that; he would’ve spelled it out as fuhër.

You are the best Mom in your town, or pretty much any town.

Her guest spot on Workaholics was golden.

I’d like to know your race and sex before I choose to believe this.

This is your daily reminder that nothing is considered automatically true unless a white dude says it.