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Once they faked set up Kendall to be sexually harassed with Brody coming to the rescued....2 seconds later. Because that’s a strong narrative to present to the public. And that’s how sexual assault/harassment happens. Batman swoops right in and saves the damsel in distress.

The boy who cried wolf: tells so many tall tales, when something actually happens to him, people doubt him.

JET FUEL CAN’T STEAL DIAMONDS!

Well agreed. However there is something a little fishy about the whole story including Kim releasing herself from her constraints, the apparent lack of personnel around her, the concierge etc etc..... it would be lovely if her jewellery was actually fake - Elizabeth Taylor apparently did this a lot. Left the jewels

THIS! They had no problem eviscerating Palin but you show them Trump and all of a sudden he’s a smart guy. Nope he had money in a system that benefits the rich. He’d have to have a drooling idiot to not make money with the 14 mill he got from daddy. As it is his stupidity lost him a great deal of money he should have

I don’t think they’re lying but I do assume it it’s a little exaggerated (though many people exaggerate horrible experiences because memory gets warped. I do not believe she managed to break out of hand cuffs. Once they left, she probably screamed bloody murder until her bodyguards came in.

😮 honey run, they will come for you.

Where was her enourage? Doesn’t she have like a dozen people on Intagram-duty alone?

Not sure if I buy this. My guess is Kim Kardashian & Klan didn’t want to keep losing press coverage to the Brangelina divorce so they faked the robbery to get her on front pages again

I was kidding above, but let’s not forget the time their car rolled over or something like that, but camera crew was on hand to document their “tragedy.”

Maybe the camera crew helped her out.

Given the smoke and mirrors involved in the making of the Kardashian brand, or any reality show, it’s not really an asshole comment.

It’s just a joke. Everyone can relax.

Kim, I won’t believe it unless Kameras Kaptured it. Sorry.

“A black”?!?! What the everliving frack!?! A black cat? A black sofa? Oh! You mean a human! Right. Twat.

Right? I’m confused as to whether he thinks this statement about the Brady Bunch is him railing against PC run amok, or just, you know, straight up racist. I get the feeling he thinks he’s just offering a critique of PC tokenism but the comment reads as straight up racist as fuck.

This fucker was born in 1958 so he saw segregation and the civil rights movement. (My dad was born a few year after him and recalls this shit so don’t even try to pretend.) That shit should offend you! Ongoing racism should offend you. But no seeing an “Asian child and a black,” (really dude?) offended you. Must be

all politically correct, like, OK, let’s have an Asian child and a black — I used to get more offended by that than just

And he makes the same weird white people movies over and over and over...

I really hope that blaxploitation comment was taken out of context because eek. That’s like when my grandfather who had dementia randomly got angry one day that “they could have cast whites for these roles” on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air.