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I don’t think anyone assumed that.

Especially since that particular look and context could be applied to an infinite number of Smokey and The Bandit jokes.

If this is a joke, I’m missing the point entirely. What’s funny about it? Where’s the punchline? Did she think using this filter alone would have people finding it hilarious?

How old were they? How old did you look?

Presumably those men didn’t know you were 12, they just pegged your age wrong. Badu is talking about male adults working in a school setting knowing that these are children — and their charges.

I’m pretty sure dudes are gonna get ideas no matter how long/short girls skirts are. I refuse to be held responsible for other people’s thoughts, I don’t always like being responsible for my own. I most definitely will not accept responsibility for anyone else’s actions .

“... aware and awake. Men and women both go thru cycles of arousal. Men automatically are attracted to women of child bearing age....”

Nopppppe. Fuck this.

No one is obligated to like everyone. No one is obligated to be friendly to everyone. That said, I firmly believe that everyone is obligated to be polite to everyone else, until given a reason not to be. Further, I always think that when someone is very, very lucky, they should try to be extra polite.

There was so much bitterness and righteousness in Anna Kendrick’s tweet. I’m so proud.

My homeboy Chris Brown! somebody and the girl he beat! Congrats to the finialist.

Exactly. It’s also called being a bigger person. The best revenge is moving the fuck on. I love Ciara but I cannot forgive her for naming her son Future, which is not even her ex’s real name, and then refusing to say the same stupid name she chose to name a living being with 1/2 her DNA.

Oh for sure someone needs to get over herself.

I just don’t get it. You don’t have to openly shit on him, but I just can’t abide by people (including j lo!) who embrace him as a good friend.

The first element you have to prove to win a defamation case is that the statement was false. I’m pretty sure she just lost her own case with this.

She’s suing him for $15 million because he called her a “bitch” with “control problems.” I think we’re past the point of getting along.

I know, I cringed.

“My homeboy Chris Brown”

That would have been pseudo cute if he wasn't the father of her son ...who is also called future. Grow up.