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THIS MAKES ME WANT TO DIE

a cinematic interpretation of my face reading this

Yeah. Seems about right.

*googles ‘how to report a hate crime’*

1. I agree.

It depends who’s watching

And we are already off to a FLYING start.

Just remember to put the seat back down after y’all are done today, k?

WTF is that white stuff supposed to be? that doesn’t even look like suggestive cum

I need someone to make a gif of that other woman in the hotel room putting MORE lipgloss onto her already shiny and mildly wet looking lips. WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH

I have no idea what size Ashley Graham actually is because when I gaze at her incredibly gorgeous face my thoughts trail off into...........kdfaljlasf;fasdlfjslkjljfalj

it’s like a 45% win... you can tell she means well, she just didn’t quite get there mentally, verbally, or in any other capacity

This is not a win. ‘I have bigger friends’ is the ‘I have black friends’ of fat shaming. Ashley Graham is beautiful, and represents a moderadly more realistic image of women. Her body, her business.

mmmmmmm.......I don’t know on this one. She starts down a road of what Ashley eats, then kind of backs off it. Then in the process of going in reverse says “I have a ton of friends that are big”......I don’t know.....

Because we saw this first...and different people work on different stories. Breathe and give it a minute.

Um, have you ever been to LA?

We need people like her in the legislature far more than in the White House. She’d be a great Prime Minister if we had a parliament. But presidency would be a waste.

“Excuse me a second. Hold on a second. I resent that remark because I do have a bottom. It’s a first-class bottom and the best you’ve ever seen, let me tell you. My bottom is so great. It is! Some have even told me that I have a power bottom. That’s right! A power bottom. It’s something my beautiful daughter Ivanka

Imma let you finish, but she went to high school and college with my mom. They were friends.

I think she is way more effective where she is. i get the feeling she doesnt want to be president.