A bird in the face is worth two in the Busch (Gardens).

Have you ever seen the video of Randy Johnson throwing a fastball in an MLB game right at the moment a bird flies in front of home plate? The bird explodes into a poof of feathers and it is both hilarious and sad.

I’m 24—young enough not to remember when this happened, but old enough to have learned about it on E! and VH1 countdown shows: The 100 Greatest Moments of the 90s! 90 Moments from Five Years Ago We Can’t Forget.

Like the old saying goes................a bird in the face is worth two in the hand.

WHY DO I REMEMBER THIS SO VIVIDLY AND SERIOUSLY CONTEMPLATE THIS EVENT AT LEAST ONCE A YEAR

I can’t believe it was not butter seventeen years ago.

I think you just came up with the slogan-

Eating all the bread in the world is my PMS remedy :/

I live in Washington state, and have tried every possible cannabis preparation you can imagine to relieve my menstrual woes. None of it helped the pain like good old-fashioned Vicodin. I realize everyone reacts differently, but you’re probably not missing out on much.

Exactly. Fuck her and her brand of weed. There are many other options.

My favorite part is:

The idea of putting money in Whoopi’s pocket makes me a little twitchy considering some of the things she’s said on The View in the last few years, but this sounds great.

Why buy her weed when you can buy my Crack for Cramps. You’ll forget about those nasty cramps (and quite a few other things) for at least 24 hours guaranteed, or your money back (there is no money back).

That, and it doesn’t make you look like an acceptable alternative.

You spend a few months talking about how awful he is for the things he says, but being half assed about it, then you get desperate and say something awful about him, you don’t end up looking like someone who should be chosen instead.

In short: You can’t go down to Trump’s level because he has so much more experience in being there than you do.

Is joining a squad like a formal invitation type deal? I thought it was just, being friends. This makes me feel older than accidentally screwing up the chip reader at trader joes.

You need to give it up, I’ve had about enough.

They had to get this one right because everybody knows almost doesn’t count.

I feel like a lot of (white) people don’t understand the importance of Brandy. Bless the folks at Saint Heron who just recently did a profile about her and her influence on the RnB. And how she was really one of the first artists to pioneer that electronic/ sci fi RnB sound (full moon) that white artists now take…