I thought it was for what we thought was more enjoyable?

Wait... ARE WE VOTING FOR WHAT IS THE WORST? Oh god... I think I might be going about this the wrong way. DO OVER GUYS. DO OVVVVVVVER.

I had no idea what to do there!!! Oy...that was tough, but like not in the fun way.

Tootie would have been OK. But Regine Hunter would have killed.

When I got sexually harassed at my old job, I told my boss and our office manager, both women. Both totally believed me, but the office manager actually said “well, he’s a married man, I’m sure he didn’t mean anything by it.” Like just because he had a wife at home, that was enough for her to be like “oh it’s just a…

Ummm clearly he was offering his lap because she looked so tired from working those 60 hour weeks.... (j/k)

In my first year of law practice, one of my friends came into my office, shut the door, and proceeded to tell me the following story:

YES YES YES you have to love the "his wife is hot so why on earth would he sexually harass anyone?" Because only beautiful women are sexual harassed! Because if men have a girlfriend they have no aggression! Because, hey, he just gave you a compliment, what's the big deal, sugar tits?!?

I want Hillary to destroy him. At the end of this campaign, I want the biggest thing Donald Trump is known for to be that he is a loser NOT a winner who lost the Presidency. I want the stuff that come out of his mouth to prevent him from licensing his name because companies no longer see value in using it to sell his…

I hate this man. I hate that he says nothing and people keep talking to him regardless. I hate that people will think this is not inappropriate behavior. I hate that this woman’s looks will now determine whether or not she deserves it. I hate that anyone is asking him this morning to chime in on events, but no one has…

I mean her book advance was $9 million so I feel like she’s good for now.

“Marilyn Manson is the geeky kid from the Wonder Years!”

I'm going to pretend she has a YNAB category for generous tips.

The ones who tip well are usually those who have experienced not having money before. My brother is a bartender at a nice restaurant and man have I seen some country club looking kids skimp on the tip.

If the original bill was only $77, they must have split two cocktails among them. Seriously, I paid $42 for a gin and tonic at intermission at The Producers (prices weren’t posted, or maybe they were and I didn’t see them).

Hey, remember when Marilyn Manson was TOTALLY OUTRAGEOUS?

I’m sure I’m not alone, but I’m very proud of the fact that I've never even heard of more than half of these shows. Yup, lots of blind voting here.

Re: Shark Tank versus The Apprentice - I’ve seen a few episodes of the former and whole seasons of the latter, but due to The Apprentice’s affiliation with an orange, tiny fingered vulgarian, I voted for Shark Tank.

ugh. I still don’t understand. Am i voting for the worst option or the best option? lol

People who make black people look bad but we still watch make fools of themselves.