And if she does divorce him while he’s President, can you imagine the misogynistic assault the right wing would subject her to?

She didn’t sign up to be first lady. I’d rather have her as acting first lady than one of his daughters.

I think they’re informally separated. She basically vanished between the election and now, and every time he touches her in public she looks annoyed. And the thing about her not moving so Barron doesn’t have to change schools is lame. She just doesn’t want to live with him, and who can blame her?

Seeing both couples so much in the past few days has driven something home: There is much joy in the Obamas; there is very little in the Trumps.

Yes. Also, Michelle is allowed to have more emotions than just love for Barack (although obviously important). She’s allowed to poke at him, mock his dancing, display displeasure, and basically, be a fucking human being. All Melania’s allowed to do is say how amazing her husband is, how the media hates them, and wear…

You can see the sparks between the Obamas. There really doesn’t seem to be much between the Trumps.