As some one who has epilepsy, I will say although your concern is appreciated, there is nothing the paramedics can/will do that will change the outcome of the seizure. Please do not call 911, as we really do not need the additional ambulance bills piling up. 

I’ve been a full-time transcriptionist for eight years and am exiting the field because of the rates. It’s the only field I can think of where a someone with highly specialised skills, top command of a language (never mind two and the ability to work in a third), and working as a freelancer is considered to not even…

Not enough time to possibly meet your imaginary goalposts. Next time, bother me with something relevant.

He figured his way around the “age 20+ years in the span of four to eight” problem. The premature aging is the result of stress from the grave and heavy responsibilities of the position. So he just, you know, doesn’t do that.

He’s scared of SDNY, and with good reason, because the moment he leaves office, I can promise you they will be there with handcuffs. The GOP isn’t going to allow him to be impeached and at this point, those who stand with him aren’t going to stop repeating their talking points. He’s been convinced from the night he…

I love how all these white people are no longer pretending to care about family values, the Constitution or the law, now that they have Donald Trump as President.

Its kinda fun to play off your comments. You set em up, I knock em down.

(hey, you’re on fire this week!)

“There are plenty of good kettles on both sides.” - POT(US)

Don’t hate on 70's party meatballs... they’re actually pretty awesome for how lazy they are. 

Probably.

What if he died on the toilet while Russian hookers urinated on him?  Would he still be a right-wing martyr then?

“Darling,  Did your human heart fail today?  I heard on the media broadcast that your heart may have ceased to function as you were at the medical facility.  I, a human woman from Earth, would be very sad if you ceased to function”

At this point, I’ll take whatever I can get. Death, impeachment, prison, just falling down stairs until he breaks all his limbs...

Agreed. Plus, him dying would make him some kind of crazy, right-wing martyr for eternity.

I don’t want him to keel over and die. I want him to live through the shame of an impeachment and be exposed for the fraudulent idiot that he is. Lock him up!

But some people actually believe it! Blows my mind.

I love this movie so much. Frank Langella steals every scene he’s in.

Is it too much to hope for a “Dave” situation, where he falls into a coma, gets replaced with a much better body double, actually solves problems, and then promptly dies?

aw man so normal for your wife to not know if you had a heart attack or not and ask you about it after the fact. So chill and relatable and totally how a normal human beings would act/def happened. Like jesus christ he can’t even lie well