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noodlesintheface
noodlesintheface

It’s somewhere in the past year or two of funbags or jamboroos or some other article, but goddamn I made a great case for why you want to oven-bake your Banquet pot pies instead of microwaving them for 5 minutes and checking them in six different locations with a thermometer, and whoever digs that up will receive a

Earnest, actually!

Flashbacks of working at a startup in the nexus of I-O psychology and tech, promising companies that we can predict which of their applicants are most likely to succeed in the role and should thus be brought in for interviews.

No, there’s no way the 247th overall pick in this April’s draft managed to get behind

Be sure to see how Adam Thielen was also open by 15 yards on that second TD, top of the screen. 

Editor: Sir, this is an Arby’s.

Dave Petersen’s letter to the editor about Muslim holidays — and the editorial response — needs to be highlighted here.

It instead tastes dry and blocky, a Brutalist’s interpretation of a cheeseburger

Tim is an unfeeling sociopath, but that’s ok, because that’s what air travel turns most people into.

When I came back your original comment was greyed. As the esteemed Herbert Kornfeld said, mourn ya till I join ya, bro, an’ much luv. 

I don’t actually give a damn about those thoughts and I will ban you from this website if you share them in the comments below.

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I will be disappointed if we do not get sufficient headlines about a Zion Slam Dance Party.

I am SHOCKED and APPALLED that 1919 was not considered here. I DEMAND A REFUND.

I am SHOCKED and APPALLED that 1919 was not considered here. I DEMAND A REFUND.

not to be the well actually guy but well actually I’ll well actually this, WELL ACTUALLY when he is at the Afghan camp they all scatter and panic but Rambo gets to the AA gun and shoots down a helicopter and is all heroic and badass, and then the mujahideen decide that this American is honorable and trustworthy and

If his initials are S.A. then ... dude.

See you at the crossroads, Herbert.

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